Showing posts with label demotivator. Show all posts
Showing posts with label demotivator. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Your July Demotivator

EDITING: Regardless of skill, the quality of the end product is determined by the raw material.
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Photo by Dawn Turner. Special thanks to Ms. Reasons.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Your June Demotivator

PATIENCE: It takes around two years for a novel to be published. Sometimes it takes longer to accept it won't be yours.
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Photo by Cheryl Rankin.

Use this Demotivator as your computer's wallpaper/background:

  1. Click the above image to load the larger version (800 x 600 pixels)
  2. Right-click the larger image and select "Set as Background" (Internet Explorer) or "Set as Desktop Background ..." (Firefox)
  3. For best effect, set the image position as "Center" and set your desktop's colour to Black. (Windows: Start Menu / Control Panel / Display Properties / Desktop)

Friday, May 11, 2007

Your May Demotivator

SLUSHPILE: You spent two years writing the novel, three months rewriting the opening chapters, and four seconds reading the submission guidelines.
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Photo by Trent Ferrington, used by permission.

Use this Demotivator as your computer's wallpaper/background:

  1. Click the above image to load the larger version (800 x 600 pixels)

  2. Right-click the larger image and select "Set as Background" (Internet Explorer) or "Set as Desktop Background ..." (Firefox)

  3. For best effect, set the image position as "Center" and set your desktop's colour to Black. (Windows: Start Menu / Control Panel / Display Properties / Desktop)
[28 May 2007: Updated with new photograph.]

Friday, April 06, 2007

Your April Demotivator


Photo by phatsupra.
(This image is not used with permission. All attempts to contact the photographer were unsuccessful. If you are the photographer, please contact me.)

Friday, March 02, 2007

Your March Demotivator



(Photo by Monica Thomas, used with permission. Story on wall by Kristyn Vinikour.)

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Your February Demotivator



Photo by Nevall Jacobs, used with permission.

(See last month's Demotivator.)

Monday, January 01, 2007

Your January Demotivator

NATURE: If your book is published, this forest is gone.
Photo by Daniel Vartdal, used with permission.

(See last month's Demotivator.)

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Your December Demotivator



Photo by Fabrizio Lima. Used by permission.