Poll Dancing #2: The Results

Unlike Poll #1, which probed the darkest recesses of my readers' refusal to buy the books that they hope to sell, this poll only probed ... me. I could try to tell you this is really a reflection of your own obsessions, but who am I kidding, this is every side of me, measured in little green bars.

The Question: Why do you think Sean's been so slow to update this month?

The Results:

18% (7 votes)He's already run out of Reasons. He couldn't finish a sandwich.

30% (12 votes)He's reading terabytes of erotic fan fiction for ''research''.

3% (1 votes)I'm sure he's just busy polishing his ego.

10% (4 votes)Someone opened up a can of circular logic on his ass.

30% (12 votes)He's off writing a bloody novel, that's why. He's a fsckin' hypocrite.  

10% (4 votes)Other

• Real life intruded, the way it does with people who don't treat writing like the [truncated by poll glitch, or maybe embarrassment]
• All of the above?
• He's busy struggling for ideas to keep this one note joke alive.
• Herpes.

Total Votes: 40

So flattering to see that my hypocrisy ranks equally with porn addiction.

Stay tuned for next week, when 101 Reasons relaunches as 101 Reasons to Stop Fantasizing About Being a Pornographer. I'm sure the audience overlap will be extensive.