Disclaimer #2

101 Reasons is presented "as is", and is not intended as a substitute for actual writing advice, no matter how clever you think you are at discerning the message in the meanness.

Information is provided solely for writers to better understand the lameosity of their writing and motives, and the utter, nihilistic futility of the pursuit.

Assumptions as to the godawfuless of any particular writer's fiction are purely based on the statistical likelihood that said writer couldn't write a publishable novel if Stephen King handed them a 100 page outline and Salman Rushdie offered to do the second draft.

Sean Lindsay makes no warranties or assertions as to suitability or fitness for any particular purpose, other than the smug feeling you get from thinking that I'm talking to every other writer but you.

Always seek professional evaluation, and if rejections persist, discontinue writing.