At the Risk of Crossing the Line ...

(I've so far resisted the rare temptation to post anything irrelevant to 101 Reasons' mission, not wanting this to devolve into a "my cat did something funny today" kind of blog. But this is sort of on topic.)

Seen five minutes ago on Fox News, during coverage of the alleged serial murder of three prostitutes in Ipswich, England:

Is the ghost of Jack the Ripper alive?

It's not just moronic, it's oxymoronic. Somehow stop writing just doesn't seem enough.